‘Strap yourself in. It’s gonna be a long ride, but I tell you what, it’s gonna be enjoyable.’
Greetings and salutations. My name is Eli and I love tea, robotic yodeling, my cat, full names and film’s production stills.
Procrastinator level-pro, runs on pineapples and Pocket Coffees. Cultural Heritage student, loves the U.K. (who would have thought it). Villains, sass masters, majestic dwarves and hot people on spaceships. And Sherlock Holmes. Thankful for Richard Armitage’s nose, Tom Hiddleston’s beard, Julian Casablancas’ greasy hair and Dominic Howard’s leopard prints. Devoting my life to blog about butts in all their shapes and forms. They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard.
“ I suffer from aviofobia. That means fear of dying in something that flies.”
Don’t ask me what you’ll see here because I like too many things* and life’s too short.
Live long and prosper!
(*WARNING: loving too many things implies blogging about random stuff all the way through hell. If you are willing to join me, be aware that you’ll prolly come across cinema, music, art, comics, inspirational people and homosexual references. Welcome aboard!)
Now and forever: